Hm…  So because of the case that no one reads these, it makes me feel better in more ways than just getting stuff off my chest, but the fact that also, I shall feel I made some point with making no point whatsoever making myself feel mildly accomplished some magical mystical way.  I don’t really know where to start, and I honestly don’t think I’ll be at all accurate about anything, because… well… this is a rant, it’s not suppose to be anything that some ugly yelling and screaming about things I don’t like and things I think and feel, which, no one cares about other than me, and it only bugs me, therefore is enough reason to get it out, because, I am just so amazing that I don’t care what other people think about my thoughts anymore since, no one cares anyways.  So…  I’ll just go with whatever I feel like and will continue under that notion (I guess that’s how to put it).

FIRST!  Voting.  I don’t really know what the whole deal is with voting, which apparently makes me evil.  So…  you vote for who you wants to represent you in congress, and president, and governors, and such.  But, really you don’t vote for the president, your electors do, who we apparently vote for o.o;;.  But!  Then they technically vote however they feel like and glance over at the little peoples votes as suggestions, just like how most drivers view the speed limit as a suggestion (and other traffic signals).  Now…  Why can we vote on the president as a suggestion, but it doesn’t actually count?  Hm…  I know usually the electoral college votes the way the people do, but like…  Are they really needed?  Honestly, I don’t know, just asking, but then, asking questions is what makes people evil right?  Oops, I asked another.  I once saw the news people interview an elector, and he said he honestly doesn’t care how the people vote and votes the way he believes is best (in the words of that one famous guy “Democracy doesn’t work because people are too stupid to know what’s best for them,” which I honestly see as true yet sad and not really… well nice.  Then again it was worded much more nicely when he said it…  I forget who he was though, I just know I like the quote.).  So what if other electors feel this way?  Are they able to contact each other?  Are they bribed by presidents who run?  Like why is it we laugh at the “all people are created equal, some more equal than others” thing when we raise people above us to make decisions and take what we say as a “suggestion.”  Also, they did this thing on some talk show thinger where they asked people who they voted for, presented that person, and asked them if it was because of the promises the person was making, but when they presented the promises they gave the promises of the other runner, and the people fought against the person they voted for pretty much.  Which also shows that even though I’m evil for not voting because I believe I don’t know enough to vote, that people who are voting, just vote because they feel like it (well the talk show was actually trying to raise awareness of the increase in the black community increased voting rates when Obama ran for president, and that most people voted based off appearance (which also was like a research thing done by psychologist to see if “the one that looked more appealing” would get more votes between Bush and Kerry (Don’t get me on spelling I don’t care x.x))).  But then also more stuff, other than that, we vote for congress men and women to represent us and stuff, but then why is it like “Well he’s a senator, his father was a senator, his father’s father…” like down the line?  And why are so many of the senators you hear about rich?  Like this guy owns one of the biggest orange farms, or this guy own the majority of dairy farms, or something.  How in the world is a rich guy gonna know how to represent me, when he isn’t even in my position?  The way that our country works is the rich get richer and the poor get poorer unless some miracle thing happens that some guy is either super smart or super stupid and it ends up being great that he makes millions and hits richman road or something.  Why does a millionaire need millions?  He doesn’t.  Money you have, is like the speed limit (lol), it’s recommended you don’t spend what you don’t have ya know?  But, people do it anyways, and then we have all that foreclosure stuff, people losing everything, declaring bankruptcy, having bad credit, and all that other stuff.  Now, it doesn’t seem like that bad of a thing, cause the banks are still there and all, but then!  It happens to so many people at once, people gamble money, and ZOMG!  Economic crisis (it’s more complicated than that), but yeah something something like that, and we all blame the banks, and everyone else, but like, why didn’t people be more frugal, banks should have been like “Maybe we should lend money to this guy who wants to buy a mansion while working at the golden arches part time” and people should be like “Well maybe, I can’t afford this and should just save money” (BTW!  So many people complain about scams like “buy a new computer at $30 a week for 12 months and get better credit!” and it’s a crappy $50 dollar computer and they complain…  how about the saying, “if it’s too good to be true, it probably isn’t true!”  There’s no get rich quick scheme and stuff (well maybe there is…), and like, maybe…  maybe…  if you just google it, you would have noticed something (and googling stuff solves so many problems instantly!  SO GOOGLE IT NOOB gah…)) like, yeah, and maybe people building houses should stop and think that there aren’t that many people to buy houses…  Other than that, rich people, don’t need all that money, poor people don’t need 50” plasma screens, and if everyone tried staying legit (specially you business owners with your schemes of get rich quick) AND STOPPED GAMBLING (bigger the risk the greater the profit my asmar), maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t have all these problems.  (Hm… another point about the economy, Marx said this would happen lol, that capitalism leads to overproduction and that leads to recession and to get out of recession we either bubble up another industry or something else that seemed violent…  I forget…  But also he brought up the fact that workers produce too much, that we overpopulate, and some other stuff, I think machines taking our jobs and stuff like that and the rich man stays at the top, and the poor guys get pushed farther down).  BUT BACK TO SENators or whatever, congress people, I think that there should be like a “THIS DUDE MUST BE AVERAGE” or something, sure he might not be as well educated, or from a good named family, but dude, he’s your every day average joe.  He’s going through the same stuff as everyone else, when recession hits, HE’S ACTUALLY HURT BY IT x.x, does the rich guy get hurt?  Maybe a scrape on the shin, but like a guy in the shoes of everyone else, facing problems we’re all facing, wouldn’t he be the best to represent us?  Maybe it’s just the news or something and there’s a crap ton of average joes in congress but it just doesn’t sound like it, but like, if all these “well educated folk” who apparently have all the hindsight in the world but no ESP to predict what’s gonna happen, maybe we need some people who are more “I don’t have all the answers, but hell I’ll give it my best shot,” cause we you’re on the verge of losing everything, and the guy who’s trying his best to get you out of the situation will lose everything at the same time as you, doesn’t he seem like he’s trying more?  (and maybe, there should be some advance vote or something lol, like when you vote for a president, it’s your average joe, but then!  if they win they go through all the economics and whatevers courses for stuff they need to know as president ya know?).  And no I’m not a communist x.x, I just took a history course and an economics course which I seem to not recall much about do to winter break…  “I was elected to lead, not to read”

SECOND!  Gay marriage.  I honestly use to think that allowing homosexuals the right to marry was some incredibly horrible thing.  Then for some reason I got mistaken for a gay guy multiple times (cause apparently I dress nicely o.O), and was chased in parking lots, confronted by random people o.O, and had very mean things said to be about how horrible of a person I was for being gay, o.O which I was confused about because I though being a gay guy meant that you were a man attracted to other men, apparently, being gay means you’re clean and like to look nice o.o.  BUT!  That’s not the main thing that changed my view point.  I honestly still think that homosexuality is wrong, and that it shouldn’t be promoted (heck I don’t think anything should be promoted, it’s why I don’t play checkers (jk jk lol, probably no one gets that =[ )).  But I know a few people who are gay/bi/lesbian, and there some of the nicest people I’ve ever met and talked to, and they don’t judge me for my beliefs, and they do all they can to respect them.  Which brings me to the main reason.  In Christian beliefs, God created man with free will (or so I was told).  God gave man the ability to choose to follow him, or choose not to.  And also, isn’t it God’s place to judge people x.x?  Maybe people are afraid of Sodom and Gomorrah happening again or something x.X, but then!  If you’re Christian, death is freedom isn’t it (don’t go start drinking the funny kool aid)?  Also, in the bible, most of the time when homosexuality is brought up as a sin, isn’t sex out of marriage brought up too?  Yet, the church doesn’t seem to frown upon this as much.  Oh but it’s ok if they’re old (ew…)…  Not really…  “Well Adam and Eve weren’t married” dude…  does the stress on Eve being his wife not mean anything?  It wasn’t “And Adam became one with his booty call” or like “And Adam and his girlfriend became one” or “And Adam became one with his friend with benefits” NO! Adam and his wife gosh.  Most of the time when there’s a bible verse about homosexuality being a sin, around the same part there’s a part about “no sex out of marriage.”  But it’s become more acceptable by the church, as have many things the bible has said is bad.  Don’t charge interest.  Did you know that the Muslims are the only banks that don’t charge interest, and that a lot of people slap “Christian” labels on themselves in order to rip off people, “Christian” is seen as a “trust me” label a lot of times, so much so that… I honestly trust people more who don’t claim to be anything over someone who claims to be “Christian,” and it’s really weird cause I’m Christian O.O;;.  I think it’s mainly because of so many “Christians” chasing people away from God and stuff, or maybe being lied to by so many “Christian Scholars” (Mr. Hovind and Mr. Wyatt oops, I mean Dr.  Wait…  I don’t think those were real Ph Ds  my bad), or meeting “Christians” that use and extort everyone around them, maybe, just maybe, stuff like that gives Christian a negative feeling to it (and maybe visiting a church where the pastor said you should beat your children frequently so they never have the urge to do something bad…).  But I feel that people who don’t claim to be “Christian” come off as more honest than those that do.  But then again if someone tries cheating you out of your money, well, he’s just a jerk, but when someone who claims to be “Christian” tries it… well you better watch out for those “Christians.”  So…  who knows, maybe it’s just so many negative things done in the name of Christianity.  Also, why is it if you ask the wrong questions at church, you’re labeled as evil?  or like… someone trying to reek havoc among the church?  When all you were doing was asking a question.  I have atheist friends that are more tolerant of my questions and will actually help me do some searching to find out about them.  But in the Christian community I throw up a red flag?  Also x.X, why is it some questions you’ll never get a straight forward answer from people, or you get an answer far from your question?  I guess that’s not just a Christian thing, but I don’t believe in predestination and I can’t really accept it x.x, yet so many people tell me that’s how it is o.o, which honestly, I find this whole thing of existence pointless then.  If everything is already predetermined, everything you do, everything that happens and such.  Sure, you had the free will, but it was already known, I can take that.  But then there’s no point…  No point in this middle part called life.  Just end it, send the people to hell who would have gone anyways, and the people to heaven that would go to heaven.  First off, it would be the same thing.  Second off, it would be much nicer than actually letting me know people who no matter what I do would be condemned to hell and actually caring.  But yeah, I don’t like getting evil looks, just because I asked something I didn’t understand, and I don’t like being sushed or evil glared at just because I wanted to extend my knowledge in a shared belief, and I’m sorry I feel more comfortable in a room with peers than one on one with people who look at me as prey, in all honesty, why do older people do that?  They come at you, take you aside, and act like they’re trying to help you or what not, but the looks on their faces, they’re looking at you like that they could just try owning your mind right then and there.  And you all probably know what I’m talking about, that sinister smile they give you with that look in their eyes that your optimistic view of the world, just needs to be crushed (then again, a lot of people my age do that too x.x lol, but I can take them on better =P ).

Next!  Occults and other beliefs!  So…  A common asked question is the “If people don’t hear about Jesus and such, do they go to hell?”  And there’s a bunch of answers and all out there, and one I was told was the “God of the thumb” that like some guy knew that there was just too much going on and too much stuff that matched up (like gripping a banana) that there had to be a greater being that he called the God of his thumb or something like that o.O, and that he did his best to honor that god and such and it was his way of explaining God.  Which brings me to my other question.  If people don’t know about God and Jesus, and they try their best to honor their best interpretation of God, would they still go to hell?  Probably a lot of people would say no, but then, what if their belief carried on even when they heard about God and Jesus?  Would they now go to hell?  Yes?  No?  Hm…  How can you expect someone who’s family has followed their interpretation of God forever, who deeply respect and honor God to change their belief so easily?  One thing that struck me is in the bible, some of the references to God highly resemble ways that the Greek and Roman refer to Zeus.  Now maybe that’s not an up to date comparison for my question, but they had multiple gods to explain what I take is their view of seeing God, even though it may have been off, and they did there best to honor them.  Are they all in heaven or hell?  They also have a lot of stories that relate to biblical stories like the great flood and stuff.  Like, I know occults are bad and are easier to identify as more modern stuff that just seem odd…  I’m not saying all people who believe in a higher being are following the same God, just that…  If Christianity is right, but “Christians” or other reasons have chased people away from it, but those people believe and respect a higher authority to the best of their ability, is it fair to say they’re all going to hell, when it’s not their faults? x.x.  x.x;;  For some reason I feel evil glares staring at me and I haven’t even finished typing all this yet lol…  Someone’s going to bring up Muslims with the whole same God different God fight complex thing x.x;;, I’m just bringing up my complex complaints and questions (or maybe very not complex who knows…).

THEN!  Living life… lol.  How do people know what they want to do?  I mean, during childhood and for some time after, you spend your time trying to meet the expectations of your parents and those around you.  And you aim for the goals set by your parents and keep it up with no real thought of self.  When you think you did well, well those setting the goals and the expectations ask you why you didn’t do better.  And then, it no longer is a good thing anymore, the thing that you thought was good.  It wasn’t good enough.  Then you aim higher.  And you keep doing this, and you try your best for years and years till you find out it’s never good enough.  Then sometime randomly, it’s good enough.  But after years of things not being good enough, you can’t accept that it’s good enough, and that you yourself, will never be good enough.  But then you’re just a pessimist.  But wasn’t that how it was when you were younger?  Like how can you be programmed as not good enough, and then be told that it’s good enough?  Living life the way you’re told to, then all of a sudden well, you should have been pulling the strings?  All life seems to be is some giant facade of trying to appear better than those around you, or to being saying the right things, or aiming on the path of the figures you wish to accept you.  So even when you should be making your own choices, you feel that your choices should go with whether or not the authoritative figures find them within their choices for you.  But then how are you really suppose to know what you want to do?  And then.  It’s actually your fault for going with how you were raised and now you’re a horrible person? x.x and if you speak up for what you want you’re a heartless uncaring person that’s completely selfish?  x.x Well what the heck…  Life sucks lol, what’s the point in living a life that’s not yours?  There is none is there?  And then!  Taking what a person says the wrong way is your fault, when they’re the one who raised you saying stuff that you interpret!?  How is that fair?  OH!  And if you’re not suicidal or declared mentally ill, you’re a jerk who’s totally selfish?  So either A, you try killing yourself, or B, you convince everyone you’re mentally ill to get tested for mental illness (which I think the main way of being declared mentally ill is like from birth or something, or from trying to kill yourself o.O, well that sounds ironic.), or C, you’re honestly just a selfish jerk.  Oh, but it gets better, not only is the way you interpret the things said embedded from things actually said to you, but it carries on to other people saying stuff to you!  So you’re a horrid person to everyone now x.x?  Well life’s just peachy lol…

FINALLY!  I don’t know x.x;; honestly there’s a lot more that I was going to rant on and question, but I feel much better having this stuff down.  I guess that means I should sleep.  And…  Probably expect to be in a lot of trouble till I vanish…  And if anyone does read this whole thing…  I’m honestly impressed.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Nickolas Febron. We’ll just call him Nick. Nick was born in the late 1800′s and was highly influenced by the big forming companies, like Carnegie Steel, Rockefeller Petroleum, and Sears. He decided that as he got older that he would be just like them and become a huge member of business. He would build and tinker and draw up schematics and designs for all his ideas. One could say that he was quite a genius.

Jolly old Saint Nickolas

Nick, unlike many other member in the world of economics didn’t care about the money he was making, as long as he had business, he was always jolly as long as he had something to do. That meant to him, competition was all about getting people just to walk out with your stuff. Nick’s prices got so low that he soon was spending his own money to keep his company afloat and had to lay off many of his workers that quickly got picked up by the competition for all the mad skillz they learned from working with and for Nick. Nick got less business, but he didn’t really notice since he was working so hard to keep up with the demand of his products. Nick made everything from toys, to house hold appliances, to even cars. Nick was nearly breaking even with all his costs and expenses with how much he made in profit. But soon other companies found how to make things at cheaper costs equivalent to Nick and were soon competing with him with the little amount of customers he had left. Nick then decided that he would under cut everyone to a price no one could match out of fear of going out of business. This made Nick lose a lot of his machines for business, but earned him the name Saint Nick from allowing even the poorest of poor to have some of life’s luxuries.

The Other Underground Railroad

This sadly put Nick exactly where everyone wanted him, out of business… Or so they thought. Nick was a master at about everything he put his hands to, this included thievery as well. Nick be came an outlaw that was very famous, but never considered real in the history books. He became known as the Shadow. Because he would steal from trains and companies without leaving a trace behind, and at most it would look like someone made a mistake in shipping, or in calculations of how much steel or fuel was produced. Nick shot back into business through these means and was able to have even lower prices since all he had to pay for was the building to produce whatever he needed to sell. Soon many people were having cars and house hold appliances, and companies felt that they were dishing out a good amount and thought that they should produce more.

The Depression

This sadly turned into a time known as the Great Depression. Companies started to take out loans to mass produce appliances and vehicles seeing on how popular they were in the north east where Nick was and that it should be like that in all of America. Soon car lots and appliance stores were jam packed through out the US of A, and people were taking out loans to have these luxuries. What people didn’t know was that Nick was giving out his for practically free, and that there was actually no money in the banks, and that even though it looked like everyone was in the money, there really wasn’t any anywhere. Companies soon had to lay off workers from the lack of sales, and the banks had no flow of money in from all the loans they had given out that people weren’t able to pay back, and those few that weren’t in debt but lost their jobs could not pull out money from their saving because of banks closing from having no money. Soon there was no work, and even Nick had to close down since there was nothing able to keep him in business. Nick soon learned what had happened with how his prices in competing with other companies drove the economy into the ground and he blamed himself and then traveled the country making tools for people looking for work on farms and he tried his best to help people find work. After a decade and a few years, Japan attacked pearl harbor.

Life on the run

With the attack on pearl harbor, Nick felt that he was to blame and that Japan was attacking because of how bad the economy had gotten world wide. Nick quickly went to Europe after hearing of Hitler in hopes of turning himself in. As Nick was traveling, he thought to himself that if he provided basic essentials and things that would just help people make it through life everyday without mass producing like before, that he could help stimulate the economy by allowing people to have more money to spend on other things than the basic standard of living. On his arrival in Europe, he met some scientist and decided to share with them his research on energy from splitting atoms, and showing them that energy could be made much cheaper, and that it might help stimulate the economy using this idea. Those scientist gladly took the research seeing how it could be turned into a weapon that could end the war without even thinking about applying it to what Nick had mentioned. They ran off to America to get support from the government in hopes of ending the war. Nick on the other hand finally found Hitler and decided to apologize for ruining the economy and was hoping in trading in his life that the war would end. Hitler laughed at Nick and told him that he should probably get out of Europe do to the war and since he liked his sense of humor that he should take care of himself and that Nick had nothing to worry about since he wasn’t a Jew, cripple, Gypsy, or any other group despised by Hitler. Hitler also added in that he liked how Nick had rosy cheeks (Hitler was a very odd charismatic man…). Nick quickly ran off confused about what was what and headed north to the north pole since he felt that the war would take over everywhere but there.

The Elf Enslavement, and Beyond

In the north pole, Nick ran into a new species that no one had discovered yet. He was fascinated with how the culture worked, and did much research on them and was impressed with their technology. He saw that they would fight countless wars with each other, and that the losers would be turned into slaves of the winners, and that the slaves got along better with other slave tribes than the remaining tribes got along with each other. He called these new creatures Elves (plural form of ELF [Engineering Little Freaks], he was thinking about calling them dwarfs or midgets but felt that those names might have been politically incorrect, and that since Orlando Bloom stereotype of elf hadn’t been invented yet [since Bloom had not even been born yet] that it was a perfectly acceptable name, some later felt that goblins or gnomes would have been a better name, but Santa will not go back on his naming convention.). He decided that the best way to get labor for his plans to better the world economy would probably be solved with conquering the elves. So with the limited resources he had, and the grand amount of designs he had saved, he declared war on the elves. The war was a long and hard one, lasting many months, and ending around the same time as WWII. Many elves were killed during the war with Nick, but Nick and the remaining elves that became his slaves quickly learned how to understand each other and they quickly dug into the untapped resources under the north pole and developed Nick’s workshop where the elves continue to work till this day (many attempts at people trying to get Nick on illegal labor have had trouble pressing charges since elves are not people and Nick’s workshop is a clean safe working environment [so the parts they've inspected...], but these charges has driven Nick to move his shop underground along with the people trying to steal his designs and ideas from satellite imagining). Nick found that if he used the earth electrical field with his energy plans that he could develop a way to levitate and travel at almost the speed of light in his sleigh that he was using to get around the north pole. Using this he would load up the back of his sleigh with goods to deliver around the world. Using deer he found he could balance the weight and that the fur would make musical noise like bells at the speeds that they traveled. Nick also took into consideration his timing for deliveries, that it would be best on December 25th because of the cold months of the early new year, and that tax day was April 15th in the US of A (where all the trouble by him started) and it would be best if he gave people a good amount of time to get their new things fitted into their lives by then, and would be able to use their tax deductions on things better than life basics. Many children try to write Saint Nick a year, and many people try to steal his inventions. Only very few post men know how to reach him, and Nick quickly stopped visiting certain neighborhoods do to the government working on catching him to use more of his ideas for war (like atom splitting), and because many families have grown upset with him spoiling their kids. Companies have also been after Santa for copyright infringement, in mimicking their designs for different toys that children want but could never afford.

Today…

Whether or not you or your family believe in Santa, he still tries his best to stimulate the economy and help provide comfort to the majority of the world not after him or his ideas. Also, he has grown tired of many people mistaking his workshop for an evil lair and asks that during this frightful time of global warming and the polar ice caps melting that people take no notice if any of it sticks up above the ice. Just remember, Santa’s always watching who’s naughty or nice, just like the US government was tapping phones and breaking privacy laws =3.

So, last night I went to the RAFT (Robotics at Florida Tech) meeting, and they’re cracking down to participate in a competition where the participants build a submarine like ROV (Remote Operated Vehicle).  We were looking at the costs of parts and the paper work needed to be filled out for the competition (we need to ask the school for funding, all while trying to get everything set for the competition).  When they saw the things need, the first thing I heard was “WE DON’T NEED THE 200 POINTS!!!”  I immediately looked for what they were talking about (cause I was playing on my computer waiting for a friend to sign online), apparently 200 points of the competition is documents (Technical papers on what you built, why you build it that way etc, a poster, flyers, and some other stuff).  Immediately the club president had the ultimate solution, “We just need to get four girls to join!”  I wanted to burst out laughing, because that’s what most clubs think or say as a solution to everything, “We need more members!”, “Well, if we just got a few hot girls to join, guys would join not even caring what the clubs about.”  (The documents is because guys “are bad (really we just hate to)” write up documents, while girls are amazing at it [probably because girls are naturally more organized than guys (most of the time)]).  So this comes to the first rule of running a club (and probably the only rule that most people follow):

• Get girl(s) to join!  They attract male members to force into [slave] labor, attract other females (women travel in packs… like wolves!), and are good at doing paper work (so make them secretaries and managers)

Another thing to get members and keep a club from dying, is have activities.  In robotics, they build robots, in ACM they had game parties and visits to EA, in paintball they play paintball, in chess, they play chess and have a ranking system of members (this was back in middle and elementary school).  Worse come to worse, have club meetings in cool places!  Who doesn’t want to go out to the beach and tan eating grilled foods talking about [insert club interest here]?  That brings up the second rule:

• Do fun stuff

This next part I guess is a sub-rule to rule one, but get funding!  If you don’t know how much you need, look at what you’re planning to do, write it up, come up with what you need (girls are well organized and good money spenders at estimating costs).  Think of events, think of supplies need for those, when, why, people don’t throw money at something and expect nothing (unless you’re uber rich and can do that).  So rule three is:

• Money. money, money, so get funding, and know how much you need to ask for.

And that’s pretty much the main parts of running a club from what I’ve seen, other than have a President, VP, Secretary, Treasurer, Secretary of Defense, and a banana boy.

My comments on this…  First off, men (which I sadly fall under the category) have one tracked minds, girls give purpose, reason, and are needed for all types of events (Does football really need cheerleaders?  Not really, but it draws attention, like high school pep rallies, do you get excited for a bunch of guys jumping and screaming?  No, only girls can do that [jump up and down screaming making people excited]).  Secondly, clubs can be about anything, but if they do something of the common interest [video games] more people show up than you knew were in the club.  Next thing I noticed is most men are womanizers (very sad, pisses me off, but true), when I show up to a club meeting, I don’t want to hear a guy talk about how he can’t donate blood cause he’s been with an African American girl (what the heck does that have to do with donating blood anyways?  I think it was just an attention thing), or about how he can’t be friends with girls cause he just happens to find a bed anywhere he goes (yes…  Macy’s home goods has premade beds, but they’re not for testing), or about how he doesn’t know Asian girls cause he “has never had Asian.”  From this, I conclude, that if I ever have a daughter, she is wearing a mask, a huge sweater, baggy pants, gloves, rain boots, and a paper bag, her whole life!  Cause I do not want men/boys like that trying to hit on her!  I don’t know what the issue is, if every guy has a jerk-hole gene in them and just some broke theirs or have “self-control” (< very good to have), but in all honesty, people have feelings, people are people, don’t use them.  Also, (so I’m not only bashing my own gender) women also need to slow down a bit.  If you know a guy is a bad guy (or have someone trying to tell you he’s a bad guy) then he’s a bad guy!  If he’s dating you, and four other girls, maybe, you’ should get out of that.  Also, I’ve been told some girls go into a relationship knowing they’re being used, because they’re curious x.x, well curiosity killed the cat, and got a monkey stuck with a man in a funny yellow had (oh you try acting like you don’t know what’s going on there, but you do!).  If everyone was honest about their intentions, then things would definitely work out better, instead of saying “I love you.”  Tell the person what you really want to say, “I want to get in your pants”, “I’m only dating you just to have fun”, “I want you to buy me clothes”, “I thought you’d look good to show off to friends”, “No one else would talk to me”, “I’m trying to sleep with 40 women before the end of the year”, “I’m looking to settle down, and I’d like to be with you for the rest of my life”, “I need you and I hope you need me too”, “You’re a good cook”, “I love you.”  If everyone was honest with what they were expecting, then things would be better I think, we could put this into political issues instead of “I want our nations to be good friends in this tough time”, how about, “Please save my ass”, “I’m hoping for cheaper oil”, “Your women are hotter than ours, we wish to import”, “I’m only friends with you in hopes of being friends with [enter country here]”, “I really believe that our nations together can better the world”, stop with all the lying, when talking to the public “We are doing the best to rescue the economy”, how about, “Dang dudes… You’re screwed”, “Find a dumpster fast”, “I hope you poop money”, “This will only work if everyone does what I say.”  Stop lying!  Tell the truth, that’s all there is, why is lying a sin?  Cause it screws everyone over.  Say what you mean, only if you mean it.  Love is suppose to be unconditional, meaning no conditions required!  If it’s conditional, state you conditions!  “I love you, as long as you do my laundry [or other required task].”  In all honesty jerk guys, and jerk girls, lying and saying crap they don’t mean is breaking good people!  You are ruining people, the potential they had, and are ruining the lives they could have had!  You are taking people who are discovering themselves, and basically calling them worthless trash with what you are doing to them.  So stop it, back off, and if you hurt someone I care about, I’ll kill you, or severely hospitalize you, and that’s not a threat, it’s a promise, so stop screwing around.

Next thought, a company can fire employees that don’t do their job, correct?  Then who’s there to manage the higher ups?  It’s a crime to embezzle a company right?  Then aren’t all these companies that are going out of business with all their executives embezzling money?  I mean, if every loses everything, but the executive, then I believe that something is wrong.  And AIG, announcing a bonus for their executives after they get bailout money from the government a form of embezzlement?  “To steal or misappropriate money that one has been trusted with” – Definition.  To me, that means, if a group of people come out filthy rich from their company (or the company they work for) going out of business, or whatever, they are embezzling money.  “Well I made the money,”  well, people put money into your stocks in hopes of it going higher, meaning, they trusted you with their money, and you failed them by handling the money wrong.  People pay for your product, and it isn’t what you say it was, you were given money for a service, but failed to provide it, you’re managing money wrong.  Misappropriate – “To use something wrongly.”  That doesn’t just mean, taking the money and running, that means, putting money in the wrong areas.  People believe that the government shouldn’t mess with businesses and stuff, and that’s why we’re a capitalist nation, and by stepping out and giving bailout money to a company we are stepping on socialism, and if they can’t handle doing what they need to do with that money, then maybe the government needs to take it a step further, and make the company do what they have to do (zomg!  Communism!  The company no longer is privately owned, but owned by the state, which in America is controlled by the people for the people!).  Even though people are against communism, in drastic times calls for drastic measures, and people need to start doing what they say they’re doing, or we need to appoint a “Secretary of Snitching” who will go out and snitch on companies failing at their jobs, because they are embezzling money (which we can see actually means “To screw up with money”). 

Random thought, if it costs too much to kill a prisoner on death row, I believe we need to bring back gladiator games.  It will be cheaper, most cost effective, and entertaining for the masses that go see it (humans are naturally attracted to violence, so they will come!).  This will also help stimulate the economy somehow with the circulation of money to somewhere, getting sponsorships for prison teams (“Death Row Prisoner DJ McPhillin wears Nike’s and loves to listen to his iPod as he runs through slaughtering the other team with his Sword specially made by Sony”).  I also think it would be interesting to see what an executive who caused hundreds of people to be jobless and steal millions of dollars would do against a psycho cereal killed in the arena (but that might just be me).

FFSM

Son: “I’m going to have a baby sister?”
Father: “Yes, and we’re getting her a sweater she will never take off!”
Son: “Can I get a sweater?”
Father: “No…”