Have you ever noticed in fairy tales how the prince and princess are always living happy ever after?  And they like get married the day they meet, or like that they meet, there’s some random stuff that sends the prince on a valiant quest to save the kingdom and get the girl and they get married right after without even knowing each other?  Like, they would be happy with who ever they met the second they met them as long as they were charming or beautiful.  So, they next time you hear someone say "I’m searching for my prince charming."  It really means, "I’m looking for my shallow prince charming!"  Or shallow beautiful princess, we’ll be negative to both sides lol.  But like they again, I got an email that people feel what they expect to feel with things, if you move to a new home, and you are thinking "I’m going to love it" you’ll probably end up loving it, I mean, that’s what’s being an optimist lol.

Like in the movie enchanted the prince is like "We’ll be married in the morning!"  And she disappears, meets someone else, gets a little close close to the new guy she meets, the prince goes on a valiant self centered mission to save her, she ends up with the other guy, but humors the prince acting like they’ll still end up together, but trying to avoid it at all costs, and then, the prince picks up the girl on the rebound, getting married the next day didn’t work, so "Let’s just get married now!"  I mean the logic is brilliant for them.  And like it shows the way that real relationships work out, that people meet someone else, tries to play it off like they didn’t tries to make everyone happy, ends up hurting everyone slightly, and like everyone ends up the victim.  But then being a disney movie everyone had to end up happy, when in reality everyone would have ended up mad and all and like "RAWR I KEEL YOU!!!"  But then like, I guess I don’t really know lol, kinda makes you think, if you go into a relationship saying this is the one for me, like then that person would be almost the right one right lol?  So that means someone goes into the relationship unknowing =P.  But then if you go into a relationship saying "This one I think is the one" everyone thinks you’re weird x.x.  So, I believe no relationship is honestly meant to work because always one side isn’t expecting to be together with the person.  But then again I’m a hopeless romantic =P lol, life sucks get a yo-yo.  Oh!  Btw, the movie Enchanted has the best quotes ever!  "Do you always fall from high places?" "Only when you’re there to catch me."

I think the best fairy taleish thing that shows how relationships work, is the Legend of Zelda.  You have Link, a boy, who meets a princess, and she gets taken away from him by Ganondorf, and he goes out, does his best to get what he needs to get the girl, comes back, tries to get her back from Ganondorf, saves her from herself (cause she gets herself into this crap, Triforce of Wisdom ha!), and then, she tells him that they can never be together, and he goes emo, goes traveling the world looking for someone to kill him (and he calls it traveling and questing, we know what he’s after), being a nice guy gets pulled into other peoples problems to solve them, ends up getting a text message from the princess needing to be saved again, and the cycle repeats with Link always kicked out on his rear to be alone after saving the world.  Some of us are Ganondorf’s, trying to take advantage of the girls around us trying to take away their innocence, other of us our Link’s doing all we can to save our princess, only to get used by her to get her back to her high and mighty self, and others are Zelda’s, getting captured, pinned down, finding someone to get us out of our hole, only to throw them back to where they started once we feel better about ourselves, and only calling them when we want someone to make us feel special.  And sometimes, our Link’s get turned into Ganondorf’s.  (The Zelda with the biggest twist is Twilight Princess, very depressing, and a different love twist).

FFSM

Son: My girlfriend left me T.T
Father: Is she coming back?
Son: No T.T
Father: Guess that makes her a yo.
Son: ?
Father:  Flying away from you, the only attachment a small thread of hope holding the two of you together, hoping to wrap your arms around her and keep her warm, but to only have it spin out of control, sometimes snap, and never curl up against you again.
Son: Wtf dad… Wtf…