The cleanest mouth had the most scrubbing
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009Pick up to dump off o.o;; lol, I love pick up lines (ice breakers?) cause they’re just kinda cute and funny… I would never use one *cough* lol. So, let’s look at these things =x. (Some of these are from movies, others I’ve seen people try to use o.O, and some I just kinda tried piecing together)
- Situation… You’re at something boring (business meeting, wedding [not really jk jk], etc), and see a nice
hawtgirl near by or next to you. - The only reason anyone comes to these things is cause you’re here
. - If I could pick any seat to sit in, it would always be by you.
- Did someone forget to pay the utilities bill, or are you just that hot?
- I think your company, and my company should merge and make a new one
. - I try to pay attention in these meetings, but it’s so hard when the speaker isn’t anything compared to you.
- Etc…
- Situation… You’re a nerd/loser/academic and are trying to break the ice.
- We should join the math team, cause I calculated all kinds of ways to lie tangent to your curves.
- Are you in biology, cause you and me can study the reproductive system anytime.
- You must be studying to be a doctor, cause you took my heart.
- I think we’re having a chemical reaction cause things are getting hot and you’re smokin’.
- If you were a book, I’d want to read every inch.
- I think gravity is pulling extra hard today, cause I’m falling for you.
- The reason Bush invaded Iraq is cause he couldn’t
invadefind you. - I think you and I should multiply (woot rhyming?).
- Whoa!? You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.
- I think we should make some copies *wink wink* (lame).
- You remind me of the server I was going to up load some data to… Tonight
. - I have as many fingers as there are digits in your number, coincidence?
- Etc…
- Situation… You play WoW and your life is very sad because you do.
- Hey girl, nice pants, what’s the drop rate?
- LFG?
- No worries
, I have the blessing of protection. - If you were a boss, I’d solo you
. - I’d mana tap it. (No longer usable since mana tap no longer exists T.T)
- You make me wish I was a rogue so I could do it from behind o.o;;.
- Did you put the curse of tongues on me, or am I just tongue tied from your beauty?
- Did you cast levitate, cause I’m rising cause of you o.o;;.
- I have a two hander
. - Etc…
- Situation… Library?
- Since we’re here, I guess I should check you out.
- I’ve been looking at these are books and nothing in them is as beautiful as you.
- I need help finding something as beautiful as you.
- I was looking in the dictionary for the definition of beautiful, and it had your picture.
- Etc…
- Situation… Olympics/sports o.o;;
- My jump isn’t the only thing that’s long.
- I can dive pretty deep.
- If gold was a kiss from you, I’d never lose.
- My feet aren’t the only things fast. (o.o;;?)
- The curves on the track are nothing compared to yours.
- I’m smooth in the water, and and on land.
- Etc…
- Situation… At church o.O
- I know why Solomon had over 700 wives. Cause he never met you.
- If man was made in God’s image, then I must be seeing a goddess.
- I wish the fall of man never happened, then your clothes would already be off.
- If I was a priest, little boys would have nothing to worry about while you’re around
. - You must be a fisher of men, cause you caught me hook line and sinker
. - Do you know why Jesus turned water into wine? Cause he thought he saw you at the party.
- Etc…
I can’t really think of more since it’s so late x.x. Comment some ideas if you wish lol for situations.