Archive for June, 2009

The cleanest mouth had the most scrubbing

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Pick up to dump off o.o;; lol, I love pick up lines (ice breakers?) cause they’re just kinda cute and funny…  I would never use one *cough* lol.  So, let’s look at these things =x.  (Some of these are from movies, others I’ve seen people try to use o.O, and some I just kinda tried piecing together)

  • Situation…  You’re at something boring (business meeting, wedding [not really jk jk], etc), and see a nice hawt girl near by or next to you.
    • The only reason anyone comes to these things is cause you’re here ;) .
    • If I could pick any seat to sit in, it would always be by you.
    • Did someone forget to pay the utilities bill, or are you just that hot?
    • I think your company, and my company should merge and make a new one ;) .
    • I try to pay attention in these meetings, but it’s so hard when the speaker isn’t anything compared to you.
    • Etc…
  • Situation…  You’re a nerd/loser/academic and are trying to break the ice.
    • We should join the math team, cause I calculated all kinds of ways to lie tangent to your curves.
    • Are you in biology, cause you and me can study the reproductive system anytime.
    • You must be studying to be a doctor, cause you took my heart.
    • I think we’re having a chemical reaction cause things are getting hot and you’re smokin’.
    • If you were a book, I’d want to read every inch.
    • I think gravity is pulling extra hard today, cause I’m falling for you.
    • The reason Bush invaded Iraq is cause he couldn’t invade find you.
    • I think you and I should multiply (woot rhyming?).
    • Whoa!?  You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.
    • I think we should make some copies *wink wink* (lame).
    • You remind me of the server I was going to up load some data to… Tonight ;) .
    • I have as many fingers as there are digits in your number, coincidence?
    • Etc…
  • Situation…  You play WoW and your life is very sad because you do.
    • Hey girl, nice pants, what’s the drop rate?
    • LFG?
    • No worries ;) , I have the blessing of protection.
    • If you were a boss, I’d solo you ;) .
    • I’d mana tap it. (No longer usable since mana tap no longer exists T.T)
    • You make me wish I was a rogue so I could do it from behind o.o;;.
    • Did you put the curse of tongues on me, or am I just tongue tied from your beauty?
    • Did you cast levitate, cause I’m rising cause of you o.o;;.
    • I have a two hander ;) .
    • Etc…
  • Situation…  Library?
    • Since we’re here, I guess I should check you out.
    • I’ve been looking at these are books and nothing in them is as beautiful as you.
    • I need help finding something as beautiful as you.
    • I was looking in the dictionary for the definition of beautiful, and it had your picture.
    • Etc…
  • Situation…  Olympics/sports o.o;;
    • My jump isn’t the only thing that’s long.
    • I can dive pretty deep.
    • If gold was a kiss from you, I’d never lose.
    • My feet aren’t the only things fast. (o.o;;?)
    • The curves on the track are nothing compared to yours.
    • I’m smooth in the water, and and on land.
    • Etc…
  • Situation…  At church o.O
    • I know why Solomon had over 700 wives.  Cause he never met you.
    • If man was made in God’s image, then I must be seeing a goddess.
    • I wish the fall of man never happened, then your clothes would already be off.
    • If I was a priest, little boys would have nothing to worry about while you’re around ;) .
    • You must be a fisher of men, cause you caught me hook line and sinker ;) .
    • Do you know why Jesus turned water into wine?  Cause he thought he saw you at the party.
    • Etc…

I can’t really think of more since it’s so late x.x.  Comment some ideas if you wish lol for situations.



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