I think everyone has heard the story of Stone Soup, how soldiers came to a poor village that couldn’t spare anything so the soldiers made a soup out with a stone as the main ingredient (so they said).  When I was little I thought that was one of the coolest ways to make soup…  Out of a rock.  But I read the story again recently (don’t know why), and all I got out of it was people like to trick and steal from the poor (as you can see from the way things are ran, keep the poor poor, and the rich rich).  What happens after a village gives up all their food to strangers?  They die…  Those soldiers killed those people!  x.X;;  All to steal a meal.  They were like “You know what goes good with stone soup, carrots, cabbage, and all your money!”  And the village people were like, “I have carrots, and Jim has cabbage, and Luke the tax collector has money, I’ve never seen soup made from a stone I want to see how this goes!”  And the soldiers did this over and over till everyone had nothing.  I don’t see how this is a fun little kid story anymore x.x, I just see it how military and government treats people they see as lower beings.  But then maybe I’m looking to into it x.x.  I wonder what the authors true intentions were with writing this story, and if they’ve thought of multiple view points.  And I guess you can’t seriously point fingers at the government from this story x.x, but it kinda opens your eyes to what happening around you.  I mean characters in books are based off of the way real people are, and like, I guess when the author wrote it the soldiers weren’t suppose to be “tricking,” but when you think about it, they were.  Eh, who knows lol.

–One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.  ”Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”  So he tied her up and went golfing.

–A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.  She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags.  I won the lottery!”  The husband said, “Oh my God!  What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”  ”Doesn’t matter,” she said.  ”Just get out.”
–Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

–A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.  First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.  The optician showed him a card with the letters … “C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.”  “Can you read this?” the optician asked.  ”Read it?” the Polish guy replied, “I know the guy.”

–Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something.  We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.”  ”Thank God,” said an elderly nun at the back.  ”I’m so tired of chardonnay.”

–A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.  Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.  “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL!  Put in some more butter!  Oh my gosh!  You’re cooking too many at once.  TOO MANY!  Turn them!  TURN THEM NOW!  We need more butter.  Oh my gosh!  WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?  They’re going to STICK!  Careful.  CAREFUL!  I said be CAREFUL!  You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!  Never!  Turn them!  Hurry up!  Are you CRAZY?  Have you LOST your mind?  Don’t forget to salt them  You know you always forget to salt them.  Use the salt!  USE THE SALT!  THE SALT!”  The wife stared at him.  ”What in the world is wrong with you?  You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”  The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

–Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.  On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb  That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.  On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.  That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.  On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.  The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

>.< So as you can see I deleted everything, cause I really wasn’t keeping up with it.  I’m still working on computer stuff, and wondering what to actually put up here.  Summer so far has gone kinda boring, and a lot of people I hoped to see are too busy to hang out x.X.  So I still haven’t learned php >.< which I need to do…